Whilst trying to wake L up :

K - “L, baby….wake up…”

L - °Silent head shake*

K - “No seriously… it’s midday…”

L - *Silent head shake*

K - “You’ve been asleep for like 10 hours… wake uuuuup”

L - *silent head shake*

K - “L. wake up.” *shakes L*

L - (eyes closed, sleepily) “Shhhhhh, sleeping…”

Every. Morning.

Whilst discussing L’s sexual abilities:

L - “I’m the best in the whole world?”

K - “Yes. definitely”

L - “So you’ve had some alien sex that was almost on par?”

K - “Well they are very good…”

L - “Hey, I can’t help it if I don’t have 8 tongues!”

Imagine if she did?!

Whilst discussing chopstick preferences:

L “I cannot STAND having wood in my mouth!”

We’re baaaaaack!

I’m a happily taken bi guy, you probably will never know me but seeing as your asking for opinions I thought I’d shoot. Your blog is great! It took me weeks to give up on your blog and now you’ve posted again I’ve found hope for the world of humour!

I’m glad you didn’t completely give up! although it’s totally understandable if some have.

I’ll let you all in on a secret, L has been away from me for a fortnight. it’s the longest we’ve been apart. I know it’s not much but it feels like months to me.

She’s coming home to me tomorrow.

Expect a LOT OF POSTS over the next two days. I’ll be so overjoyed that I’m pretty sure we’ll both say a lot of ridiculous shit.

Hello!

it’s been too long, dear followers.

I’m going to try my damndest to bring this back. but I think this will extend further then just the occasional lovers quip.

I’m curious to find out what you all would like/expect from a blog like this. do you just want humour? do you want to find out more about us? do you really not give a shit and want us to post porn? (We’ve been asked. more than once)

Send us a message and let us know.

Meanwhile, everyone check this out!

http://sincerelyqueer.tumblr.com/

We’ll post again real soon ;)

- K

Whilst fumbling with stuffed animals :

“Please stop raping me in the ear with a unicorn!”

Dear bedbookers,

PLEASE READ.

My LGBT friend has entered a huge music competition. voting has started today and she needs a LOT of support.

I fully want her to do well, so, PLEASE, if you can spare a few minutes this will mean a lot to me.

go here : http://www.supajam.com/feis2011/entry/Kayleigh-Morgan

and vote on her songs. it seriously will only take 3 minutes, tops!

it will mean so much to the both of us.

please reblog :)

So me and L went to London and then… didn’t update for over a week.

turns out today would be exactly 9 days since I last updated, meaning today would have been day 30. which I think is pretty cool. So! commencing 9 bloody updates!… Expect L’s sometime soon, she’s got some deadlines coming up.

·      Day 21 - Political LGBT issue that is closest to you or affects you most.

At the moment probably the civil partnership immigration laws. It doesn’t affect me closely yet but I have a feeling it’s going to kick my ass in a few years time.

·      Day 22 - An LGBT image that makes you smile.

Well, the internet is full of LGBT pictures. but generally any that have members of LGBT having anti protest acts at people like the WestBoro Baptist Church, which usually make me laugh or give me hope. Heres one that I always thought was cute :

·      Day 23 - An LGBT image that makes you cry or makes you angry.

I think I speak for many, when I say anything like this :

Not because it’s anti gay related, but because these sort of hateful messages are being forced upon children. I severely doubt they understand what those banners really mean, and have any comprehension of the intensity of those words. It is disgusting and unforgivable to pass on your own intolerant, ignorant hatred onto your own children. These people do not deserve the beauty of having children if this is how they want to mould and teach them. 

·      Day 24 - The stupidest argument/comment you’ve heard about gay people or an LGBT issue.

Honestly, most of the arguments don’t make much sense and are fairly stupid. mainly because most of them are based in religion, yet the bible does not completely say “LOL gays are wrong”. the small amounts of the bible that have suggestions of anti-homosexual messages can be misread in various different ways. ontop of that, the bible has been translated a few times over from it’s original writings. there is no way to know that said messages against homosexuality, didn’t originally say “You shouldn’t lie with a man as you would a woman, but you can still lie with them in whatever way you like”.
 

·      Day 25 - The LGBT slur you hate most or if you’ve taken back a slur and used it as a definition, ie queer or fag.

I hate “Dyke” personally. I always have, not sure why. I’m aware a lot of lesbians sort of take it and make it mean something else and even wear the word as a label but, personally, I detest it. I always get angry when someone calls me a Dyke.

the word ‘faggot’ however has been adopted by me and my friends. not in a homophobic sense, more of an “Overcome what you put yourself down as” sense. In fact, my house holds motto is ‘Do it, faggot!’ which we literally mean as ‘Do what you’re trying not to, and don’t let yourself get pushed around’.

·      Day 26 - Your favorite gay joke (we all need to laugh at ourselves).

“What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?”

“Single.”

It’s not the funniest but it’s the one I always remember.

·      Day 27 - Your favorite LGBT blog/tumblr/site.

Why! lesbianbedbook of course! :P in all seriousness, I love http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/ I think it’s hilarious.

·      Day 28 - Write a letter to someone. It can be a coming out letter or a letter regarding how you hate their homophobia or whatnot. You don’t have to send it.

Dear Mum & Dad,

I spent many years at home struggling with my sexuality. a lot of it I didn’t make you privy to, but I’m pretty sure you noticed anyway.

When you (Dad) sat me down and told me that you knew how I was feeling at about 15 years old, I was petrified. For some reason, I felt you both wouldn’t accept me. since then I have been annoyed at myself for having such low opinions of you both.

because neither of you have ever given me any reason to doubt your love and support.

as the years have gone on and my sexuality has played a larger part in my life, you have both been there to help me through any issue.

and now that I’m happy and in a healthy relationship, I feel more comfortable then ever turning to you about these issues.

I am aware I can be a little preachy, and I have never intended to be, because honestly deep down I’m not inclined to wave a rainbow banner and rub who I am in everyone elses face. but I’m hoping you can forgive some of my youthful, teenage-angst-like pride. It’s fading fast, anyway.

All in all, over the last few years, I have come to realise how lucky I am to have you for parents. LGBT teens rarely have such support from home. I really wish I could give back and help others, purely because of the love you have shown me. I want others to feel as safe as I felt.

Thank you for everything.

·      Day 29 - SHOUT SOMETHING! IT CAN BE HAPPY AND ABOUT PRIDE OR ABOUT WHY YOU HATE HOMOPHOBIA! 

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY! BECAUSE YELLING ABOUT BEING GAY IS KINDA FUCKIN’ POINTLESS DON’T YOU THINK?!
 

·      Day 30 - Anything LGBT you’d like to end this on.

I’m glad I did this, but a lot of the questions really annoyed me. if anything, this 30 day challenge has made me feel even less inclined to be more ‘prideful’. I care about the community, but sometimes I swear… people need a reality check.

…

Well that was fun. Regular updates from now on, I should presume!

      Day 18 - Something about the LGBTQ community you don’t understand or have a question about.

Um… I don’t know. I guess I’ve never entirely understood the concept of “gaydar” because I don’t have any… and also, you know how gay men sometimes have a kind of “gay accent” that doesn’t really matter where they’re from? I’ve always wondered how that came to be…

·      Day 19 - Butch or Femme? 

Um… well if anyone sees me they think I’m straight, and if they know I’m gay they tend to think I’m femme - but honestly I don’t really think about it. K and I don’t really have those kinds of roles, we’re just sort of a couple. We switch around a lot depending on the weather, situation, day of the week, what colour socks the pope is wearing… it’s incredibly random.

·      Day 20 - Maureen or Joanne? (Or your favorite LGBTQ show or queer-positive show).

Maureen. I know she’s a bitch and on a real level I agree with everything Joanne is WAY more, but Maureen is still the kinda girl that can tango me to hell any day :P

·      Day 21 - Political LGBT issue that is closest to you or affects you most.

Gay marriage in terms of immigration policies. K and I would like to move countries, and as I have lived in the US before I’d like to go back. However, we seem to be hitting a roadblock as our potential future civil partnership, while it gets a metric fuckton of rights in the UK, doesn’t count in a lot of other places… sad times :(

Whilst discussing the future of 3 Parent IVF treatments (as most couples do over breakfast… right?)

“If you find a way to give me adorable dimple babies, then I’ll buy you pizza!”

Lol, L skipped some days…

Day 20 - Maureen or Joanne? (Or your favorite LGBTQ show or queer-positive show).

I don’t know many. only TV shows relating to homosexuality that I watch are… well I guess Glee and the L Word. I’ve seen Sugar Rush but it wasn’t brilliant…

I quite like the L word. mainly because it’s about a bunch of rich annoying lesbians who have nothing better to do then have sex with each other and cry. I find that ridiculous and an honestly awful representation of lesbians but, hey, the sex scenes are REALLY hot…

·      Day 18 - Something about the LGBTQ community you don’t understand or have a question about.

I still don’t know wtf ‘Queer’ actually means, let alone all the other extra letters that are added to the umbrella.
 

·      Day 19 - Butch or Femme?

I almost find this very concept a little offensive. our relationship isn’t structured with set dominant or submissive roles. We just co-exist. I dunno. if I had to say I was one of them I’d guess I’d be Butch because I don’t dress or act as femininely as L does, but that’s about it. does it really matter?
 

·      Day 17 - Your first experience with an LGBT organization or event (Day of Silence, Pride, etc).

When I was in my senior year of high school, I tied ribbons onto the signs people were wearing for day of silence, primarily in support of my best friends at the time who were all in the GSA (Gay-Straight Alliance). However, I did not actually participate in the day of silence, primarily because I didn’t want to be labelled (I was already an international student who moved to high school senior year. Times were tough enough) and partially because I didn’t really see the point of GSA in our incredibly tolerant, very liberal high school.

Since then, the only thing I’ve really participated in is the LGBT association in my university, although honestly if you take percentages of my friends, I’d say a good 75% are LGBT (possibly because I spend so much time on the internet and it’s a good place to be yourself)… so all we’re really lacking is the organisation!

Day 17 - Your first experience with an LGBT organization or event (Day of Silence, Pride, etc).

I had never been a part of anything like that until last year when I went to a meeting with a different universities association and other peoples to organize an LGBT event within our county - it was a total bust.

I’m not sure if that counts. not long later I also went to a NUS Wales LGBT conference. which was… depressing. I’m not great with LGBT on mass. bitches be crazy…